strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 


vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this


anndemeulemeesterfanclub:

Picasso X Gradient


strbrryseason:

explain this


gettysburgaddress:

rebornica:

sonicbandicoot:

fiinsterniis:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

nevver:

What each country leads the world in (larger)

congrats, burma

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is it just me or do china’s two things contradict one another


milvertons:

What’s the appropriate waiting period before you’re allowed to feel nostalgic?? Whatever it is, it’s probably not a day and a half…

alexanderhamiltonisthebottom: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ITSUKI FUCKDLER 

THANKS HARUHI FUKCLER


20 vs 21

callan-the-misandrist:

fit-gymnast:

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

Thank you

"So what are your strengths?"

"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"

themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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alexbelvocal:

lol

asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done!