officialunitedstates:

reblog if you have golfed less than 0 times your entire life

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

*hugs you* you wont feel like that forever. you’ll be okay.

i know i will i’m just having a moment


dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

mintike:

you come into my house, you disrespect my magical girls, 


hideousblob:

philipquast:

ive had the same password since fifth grade

a collection of some of the songs i used to listen to years ago (25 tracks)

[8tracks]

♫ ♫ hollaback girl // gwen stefani ♫ big girls dont cry // fergie ♫ how far weve come // matchbox twenty ♫ girlfriend // avril lavigne ♫ this kiss // faith hill ♫ hey there delilah // plain white ts ♫ dirty little secret // all american rejects ♫ zombie // the cranberries ♫ welcome to the black parade // my chemical romance ♫ everytime we touch // cascada ♫ a thousand miles // vanessa carlton ♫ before he cheats // kelly clarkson ♫ love song // sara bareilles ♫ pocketful of sunshine // natasha bedingfield ♫ beautiful soul // jesse mccartney ♫ dance, dance // fall out boy ♫ bad day // daniel powter ♫ its my life // bon jovi ♫ ironic // alanis morisette ♫ so what // p!nk ♫ sk8er boi // avril lavigne ♫ far away // nickelback ♫ chasing cars // snow patrol ♫ unwritten // natasha bedingfield ♫ since u been gone // kelly clarkson ♫ ♫

yes

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

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perfect.

madtomedgar:

alexander hamilton would be the worst for putting truly unnecessary winky-faces after everything ;)


reiniko:

I organized my 3ds games around to make Phoenix Wright accuse Luigi of murder with the appropriate reaction.

trashking2k14:

davekat:

I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss

someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler

notjaneaustensemma:

The first time I read ‘Wuthering Heights’ I had to stop for about 20 minutes to take in the fact that they named him Heathcliff Heathcliff