kissonthedick:

Platforms in bed

Anonymous: post your nudes please 

brunette-nymphette:

no just ask your dad for them or something

daddeus:

  • cheated on his math test
  • stole from his mom’s purse

alicethedragonvalkyrie:

I like that since season 1 to season 4, the overall attitude of the Obelisk Blue Dorm went from “We’re so much better than you pathetic Ra Yellows and Osiris Reds, we are the elite!” to “We’re always going to look out for you guys and be there if you need help.” I’m so proud of how much better the Blue Dorm is now.


those:

yes


ex-wife:

ofools:

it begins

this could be us but you playing

finejeeze:

pikoloid:

pikoloid:

today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me

update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the  cast)image

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Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.

jigglytata:

fleetfonzies:

jigglytata:

why do i still wake up wondering if its a gym class day and hoping with all of my energy that it’s not

it gon happen the rest of your life

I still have dreams that I’m trying to book a flight from PA to Tampa

i resent this… i have plenty to be anxious about besides high school gym class

bc gym class is forever


taylulz:

I feel like this isn’t the first time he’s done this

tired of having to ask for things like a child like “please stop interrupting me” and “please take me seriously”

i know i joke a lot about still being a kid basically but there are times where i am acting my age and i want people to understand that


terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

officialmaureenjohnson:

"Average bisexual sleeps with 30 people per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average bisexual sleeps with maybe 1 to 3 people per year. Georg Lord Byron, who self-exiles from puritanical England & sleeps with 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.