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hyliari:

waywardchangeling:

galefray:

Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.

Pregnancy, the word you’re looking for is pregnancy

ok but i’m pretty sure there won’t be like 20 more progressively smaller fetuses nested inside the one

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

11 hours ago330,702 plays

phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

guiltyhipster:

Okay picture the most stoic character you know

Now picture them on the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disneyland while wearing Mickey Mouse ears and sitting next to the most happy-go-lucky character you know 

fantasticalbicycle:

Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

david is back from japan here is the souvenir haul!

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Conceal don’t feel…

Conceal don’t feel…

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

i can’t watch rerurns of himym now ugh

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

andrew and my cousin dan are running some breaking bad-esque magic the gathering card forgery business i can’t fucking believe this